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QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Johnny Vegas and Stephen Fry in “Unfinished Business”

["What were cornflakes originally used for?"]

It was for, er, putting in mattresses, for monks, as, er, an anti-masturbation sound trigger device …

[The audience begins to laugh.]

Johnny Vegas, take some points!

You're jokin'!

[The whole studio roars with laughter. It's revealed that Will Keith Kellogg was a Seventh Day Adventist, and originally made Corn Flakes in an attempt to inhibit masturbation.]

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