[Stephen answering the question on how to create the impression that you've cleaned the house when you haven't.]
You spray or apply furniture polish to a radiator, and it fills the room with the smell of furniture polish. These hints are either from a book called Trade Secrets by Katherine Lapworth and Alexandra Fraser, or from Superhints by the Lady...
I know those two. They're slags, the pair of them.
What do you know of the book called Superhints by the Lady Wardington?
Yeah, I know her.
Do you know the Lady Wardington?
She's a bitch.
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