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QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Stephen Fry and Jo Brand in “Unfinished Business”

Stephen Fry

Jo, what’s a good way to create the impression that you’ve cleaned the house when you haven’t?

Jo Brand

Just lock the door and kill everyone.

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