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S1 E15

QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Jonathan Ross and Rich Hall in “Unfinished Business”

JRJonathan Ross

What's the protocol for when you see a really ugly baby?

Rich Hall

I'll tell you. People show you their babies on their phone now, and it's like a cashew with some hair coming out of it. The thing to say is "Nice phone".

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