Phill Jupitus, Stephen Fry and others in “Unfinished Business”

Phill Jupitus

Is it true that someone dressed as a lady to escape detection?

Stephen Fry

Yes, apparently it is true, because it was women and children first.

Bill Bailey

[chuckling] I thought you said "someone dressed as a baby".

Phill Jupitus

[posh accent] "Yes, goo-goo indeed. I have a lollipop and I have no control over my urinary functions. I am, in fact, an infant. And I know you think I'm Lord Albemarle, but I am in fact a little baby. With a beard. Yes, goo-goo, gaa-gaa. And madam, may I tell you I've been a very naughty baby?"