“It says here a good cocker would think...” – Stephen Fry, QI ... TV Quotes Database

[On the subject of cockfighting]

[reading from a card] It says here a good cocker would think nothing of cleaning his cock's wounded head by sticking it in his mouth and sucking it clean.

[The audience laughs and Clive murmurs in agreement.]

Phill Jupitus

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