Anyway, back to Cleve Crudgington and his corks.
Did he insert them into his person?
You will never know how thin the ice upon which you just skated was, there. We had a little forfeit all ready for you.
[Without the klaxon noise, the forfeit flashes on the screen - RAMS THEM UP HIS ARSE]
Oh, there it is. We know that’s what you were thinking.
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