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QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Phill Jupitus in “Unfinished Business”

[On fortune cookies]

Phill Jupitus

I wish they'd be a bit more honest—I mean, snap, "With the amount of MSG you've just had, a massive coronary is on the way"!

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