If you ask a lady for directions, she’ll ask you a question back. So if you say “do you know where the post office is?”, she’ll say, “do you wanna buy a stamp?”
Sweet.
And you’ll find you’re having a nice chat, and everyone’s friends, but you’ve no idea where the post office is.
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