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S1 E15

QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Alan Davies and Stephen Fry in “Unfinished Business”

If you ask a lady for directions, she’ll ask you a question back. So if you say “do you know where the post office is?”, she’ll say, “do you wanna buy a stamp?”

Sweet.

And you’ll find you’re having a nice chat, and everyone’s friends, but you’ve no idea where the post office is.

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