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S1 E15

QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Sean Lock and Stephen Fry in “Unfinished Business”

I got the worst Christmas present ever, ever in my life. My sister gave me a "Grow Your Own Luffa" kit.

God bless her!

It was a clay pot, a bag of earth and five seeds. And I think the clay pot hit her hardest.

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