“Which way does water go down the plug-hole...” – Alan Davies, QI ... TV Quotes Database

Alan Davies

Which way does water go down the plug-hole in the Northern Hemisphere?

Stephen Fry

Any way you want it to. You can push to go one way or the other, I've tried it.

[Alan shuffles papers.]

Alan Davies

[sighs disappointedly] … Yes, that's true.

PJPhil Jupitus

"Stephen, what are you doing in that bathroom?" [as Stephen] "I'm pushing it to go one way, I'm pushing it to go the other, I'm the master … of the bathroom"!

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