Alan Davies and Stephen Fry in “Unfinished Business”

Alan Davies

I had an ants nest in my flat once.

Stephen Fry

Did you? What did you do?

Alan Davies

Well, I was fairly stupid about it, because I saw an ant, I thought ‘there’s an ant in the flat’. And the next day I saw an ant and I thought ‘oh, there he is.’

Stephen Fry

It’s the same one?

Alan Davies

And this went on for a couple of weeks, and then one day I moved the telephone table, there’s loads of them there. They went, [gasps]. Hoovered them. Hoovered the lot of them.

Stephen Fry

No.