How many moons does the earth have?
It has... [He gets distracted for a moment by his buzzer, which is now a chicken.]
Yeah?
The earth has one moon which is made of cheese.
Ooohhh.
[The klaxon sounds.]
So you lose 10.
But it does have one moon!
No.
It’s called ‘The Moon’! I rest my case.
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