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S1 E15

QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie and others in “Unfinished Business”

Now, why... Hugh?

HLHugh Laurie

Yes?

Why does the actor Edward Woodward have 4 Ds in his name?

[There’s a long pause until John Sessions hits his buzzer.]

HLHugh Laurie

Well... No! What are you doing?

I'm sorry!

HLHugh Laurie

What are you doing?

HLHugh Laurie

He can’t do that!

I'm sorry. It was a spasm.

I’ll put it out. Just carry on.

Did you know, this is quite interesting...

Yes, good. That’s what we’re here for.

Did you know, kiwi fruit uses more than its own weight in aviation fuel to get from New Zealand to Europe?

Another 5 points. It sounds mad, but is of course true. Absolutely.

And regarding the Edward Woodward...

That’s how you spell it!

Oh, no, let Hugh... Poor Hugh.

HLHugh Laurie

No really, that’s fine. I was gonna say exactly that. It’s got that many Ds in it, cos that’s his name! If you took the Ds out, it would be a different name.

Ewar Woowar!

HLHugh Laurie

Ewar Woowar.

Exactly. It would be Ewar Woowar. It’s a sort of structural device, like a joist, which stops his name collapsing into the sort of spongey mass of Ewar Woowar.

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