Keith quotes from Project Runway

God help us all, I hope Bradley's not out, but he is taking way too long with his garment. I don't know what the hell's going on. If he would have just gone with his vision, it still couldn't have been any worse than anything that Angela did.

(about Angela's design) She's making an outfit right now for the dog show that's like a big bag of Skittles. Purple and pink and scary.

(in confessional) Laura. Oh my god. She's Bad Mommy.

I know that this challenge is about accessorising the dog, but it's so lame.