Robert quotes from Project Runway

See, I have this thing about stories. I hate them. I think they're stupid.

Bradley is running around crazy, like a man without a country.

(to model Amanda) Amanda, I cannot take on your issues from childhood.

Another hard day at the waste-management recycling center.

I recycle papers...plastics...ex-boyfriends...

(about his recyling materials dress) I'm really thrilled, because it looks like a cocktail dress... albeit a cheap, tacky cocktail dress that a hooker might wear, but nonetheless it still looks like real clothes.

There are enough rhinestones.

Robert, we bought four million bags of rhinestones, we will put them on till our fingernails bleed.

She's a beauty queen, not a disco ball!

(talking about Laura) Her dress is cute.

It says, FOR NUTS ONLY. It looks like a straightjacket. I was like, she's sewing for herself again.