[voiceover] Failure is a much better teacher than success.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
The day he gets hit by a bus I believe in God again.
I'm just having a little trouble telling these corporate guys from the guys in the mob.
LLucinda
The guys in the mob carry guns.
[voiceover] The important thing to always remember in business is what may seem like a calamity can often become an opportunity - and opportunity is what life is all about.
[voiceover] In my experience, the worst way to get a straight answer is to ask an honest question.
[voiceover] Sometimes the most interesting results of an audit have nothing to do with numbers.
PEPolygraph Examiner
Did Jim Profit kill his father?
Absolutely. He's the sickest son of a bitch on the face of the earth.
Joanne, I'd like to think that someday despite all this we might be friends.
Sure, if you ever got a soul or I got a lobotomy.
I don't like coincidences Jim, especially when they end up wrapped in neat little packages. Always leaves me wondering: who did the wrapping?
You look like a man whose conscience is bothering him.
I'm glad you know what a conscience is Jim, since you don't actually possess one.
You know I've been meaning to get one, I've just been so tied up with work lately.
Anyone who thinks controlling people is a science is dead wrong: It's an art.
Guard your morals Mr. Sykes, they tend to disappear around here pretty fast.
[voiceover] When two people fall out of love and into hate, they become vulnerable to all manner of passions, fears...and if someone's watching carefully - manipulation.
[voiceover] Pain: the Buddhist monks believe it exists only to be embraced, that we must fold it into our lives alongside pleasure, and remember that both are fleeting.
In business, the easiest thing to forget is someone's feelings.
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