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S1 E15Unfinished Business

There are ways to undelete files, Jack.

Don't you need a search warrant for something like that?

[grinning] I forgot how old fashioned you are. It's refreshing.

Three months too late, but I'm sorry.

For what? For having a wife that ran off on you, or for taking her back after you slept with me?

[taken aback] Therapy's going pretty well I see.

Say, what does your shrink say about this insomnia?

He says don't talk to your ex-lovers about your sleeping habits.

Mmm, good shrink, what does he charge?

[dismayed] A lot.

[Profit holds up a needle found in Bobbi's jewelry box & looks questioningly at Bobbi]

BBobbi

I'm a diabetic.

Well then you shouldn't shoot heroin.

Let's start with whoever could have gotten into the access prohibited files.

Well, there's Pete & Mary. Pete's too dumb to think up something like this and Mary's too good a person.

You think?

[nodding] Married to her job, company nun.

I arrested a nun once. She killed a priest.

Why?

He dumped her for a choirboy. Nobody's perfect, Jack.

[voiceover] Trust...the foundation of any marriage. If broken it can hurt even the strongest ones, and kill the weak ones.

[voiceover] When you want someone to love you, open your heart. When you want someone obsessed with you, close it.

PPete

[to the waiter] If you're done looking at her tits, I'll take the check.

You can't run from your past, and you can't run from yourself.

And you can't run from me you son of a bitch.

[voiceover] Well ya can't expect everyone to like ya, and you can't expect everything to work out exactly the way you plan it...because life is full of surprises-you never really know what's around the next corner. But if you do the best you can, and if you give 100%, then you can go to sleep with a clear conscience. What you didn't win today, you can always win tomorrow, and remember, never lose sight of your goals. Because there are some people who are really worth that extra time and effort. And in the end, I believe, if you work hard enough...everyone comes around.

[voiceover] Marriage has its high points, its low points, and sometimes, its breaking points.

EElizabeth

So you're telling me your new junior VP is a psychopath.

Yes.

EElizabeth

Jack if you want to sleep with Joanne be my guest, but don't insult my intelligence.

[voiceover] The truth is a very bitter pill to swallow. No wonder most of us need to sugar-coat it a little.

[voiceover] When a man loves a woman, he'll go to great lengths to protect her. From harm, from other men of course, and sometimes from himself.

[voiceover] Know when to let go of what was and be certain that your focus is always on the moment and that your plans only concern the future, not the past.

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