Joanne Meltzer quotes from Profit

Joanne

Guard your morals Mr. Sykes, they tend to disappear around here pretty fast.

Joanne

There are ways to undelete files, Jack.

Jack

Don't you need a search warrant for something like that?

Joanne

[grinning] I forgot how old fashioned you are. It's refreshing.

Jack

Three months too late, but I'm sorry.

Joanne

For what? For having a wife that ran off on you, or for taking her back after you slept with me?

Jack

[taken aback] Therapy's going pretty well I see.

Jack

Say, what does your shrink say about this insomnia?

Joanne

He says don't talk to your ex-lovers about your sleeping habits.

Jack

Mmm, good shrink, what does he charge?

Joanne

[dismayed] A lot.

Joanne

Let's start with whoever could have gotten into the access prohibited files.

Jack

Well, there's Pete & Mary. Pete's too dumb to think up something like this and Mary's too good a person.

Joanne

You think?

Jack

[nodding] Married to her job, company nun.

Joanne

I arrested a nun once. She killed a priest.

Jack

Why?

Joanne

He dumped her for a choirboy. Nobody's perfect, Jack.

Profit

You can't run from your past, and you can't run from yourself.

Joanne

And you can't run from me you son of a bitch.

Did Jim Profit kill his father?

Joanne

Absolutely. He's the sickest son of a bitch on the face of the earth.

Profit

Joanne, I'd like to think that someday despite all this we might be friends.

Joanne

Sure, if you ever got a soul or I got a lobotomy.

Joanne

I can pretend like I want to be friends and flirt with you and do that girl crap, but all I wanted was to get you alone and do one thing: find out what you think of Jim Profit.

Sykes

Oh, uh, that's...complicated.