Blando, Timoney and others in “Stuck in the Middle With You”

Mind the glass, people.

Where isn't there glass?

There's like fifty nine millimeter casings lying on the ground, so most likely two guys shooting a Mac 10 each or one guy shooting two at the same time.

How's the owner doing? Where is he?

A Mr. Nasiri took a couple of chunks of shrapnel. EMS patched him up, but I wouldn't say he's too thrilled.

Well, if someone with a machine gun was mad at me I wouldn't be too thrilled, either.

Yeah, you know what? I might feel bad for myself too, but then I would look at this poor dead guy lying on the ground and then I would go, wow. You know, things could be a lot, lot worse.

True, but then I would probably remember how my store got all shot to hell and then get mad.

I have call the insurance company. It's a nightmare.

So jaded, the both of you. It's actually sad. You see, life is a precious, precious gift.

This coming from a guy who announced to the break room today that if we were out of non-dairy creamer he was going to kill himself.