A character in Prime Suspect
Played by Tim Griffin
Prime Suspect · 30 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Prime Suspect: in 5 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Desmond Timoney (5)
Signs of forced entry, obviously. No signs of sexual assault.
Anyone speak to the ex-husband?
BlandoLui's gone by his place right now. He's not picking up his phone.
Maybe it was him.
That would be very nice. He suffocated her. A pillow from the bed.
BlandoOne of those memory foam things.
Those just don't seem that breathable to me, in general, even if no one's trying to kill you with it.
BlandoWhat do we got?
Dead guy is Simon Kesch, a self styled diamond dealer to the stars. One shot to the back of the head, pretty much execution style. We got a pedigree on witnesses?
BlandoUniforms did. We've got three of them: Fiona Davie, Ira Schekler, and Anton Lincoln, and the thing is, all three of them got a pretty good look at the guy. So we got lucky.
You know what? Eyewitnesses, even people who are trained for a living to notice things, are bad eyewitnesses when something happens that they're not expecting. It's human nature.
BlandoThat's not true, Janey.
Oh really? [puts on her sunglasses] Okay.
BlandoWe've got three perfectly good eyewitnesses. What are you doing?
What color are my eyes?
BlandoRed.
Exactly! I hate eyewitnesses.
Where have you been? If I didn't have caffeine soon I was going to kill myself.
BlandoJane, you have no idea what I went through to get these. Yuppies, when they're craving coffee, they're vicious. Animals! It was a like a war zone.
It's a coffee joint, not 'Nam.
[smacks Blando as he lays in the bed while they attempt to reenact a murder] If you fall asleep I will shoot you for real. I will take your toe off.
BlandoJaney, I'm not sleeping.
Okay. Let's do this.
BlandoI was up late. I was watching the Charles Bronson marathon.
Okay. It doesn't matter.
BlandoIt was 2:00 A.M. The Mechanic came on.
We're asleep! We're both asleep.
BlandoReenactment. I'm on it. Let's go.
BlandoMind the glass, people.
Where isn't there glass?
There's like fifty nine millimeter casings lying on the ground, so most likely two guys shooting a Mac 10 each or one guy shooting two at the same time.
How's the owner doing? Where is he?
A Mr. Nasiri took a couple of chunks of shrapnel. EMS patched him up, but I wouldn't say he's too thrilled.
Well, if someone with a machine gun was mad at me I wouldn't be too thrilled, either.
BlandoYeah, you know what? I might feel bad for myself too, but then I would look at this poor dead guy lying on the ground and then I would go, wow. You know, things could be a lot, lot worse.
True, but then I would probably remember how my store got all shot to hell and then get mad.
I have call the insurance company. It's a nightmare.
BlandoSo jaded, the both of you. It's actually sad. You see, life is a precious, precious gift.
This coming from a guy who announced to the break room today that if we were out of non-dairy creamer he was going to kill himself.
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