Evrard Velerio quotes from Prime Suspect

Velerio

Hey, excuse me. Can I borrow you a second?

Timoney

Seriously? What am I, a toothbrush, people?

Timoney

What we got? [reading identification cards found in wallet] Oh. Goodbye, Rick Cantor, 28, Taurus, carry permit, not an organ donor.

Velerio

Well, look at this: Mr. Rick was a rep for an escort service.

Timoney

Pimp.

Velerio

Modeling agent.

Timoney

Pimp again.

Velerio

An executive vice-president for a website "Tops and Tails."

Timoney

Cyber-pimp.

Blando

Mind the glass, people.

Timoney

Where isn't there glass?

Velerio

There's like fifty nine millimeter casings lying on the ground, so most likely two guys shooting a Mac 10 each or one guy shooting two at the same time.

Timoney

How's the owner doing? Where is he?

Velerio

A Mr. Nasiri took a couple of chunks of shrapnel. EMS patched him up, but I wouldn't say he's too thrilled.

Timoney

Well, if someone with a machine gun was mad at me I wouldn't be too thrilled, either.

Blando

Yeah, you know what? I might feel bad for myself too, but then I would look at this poor dead guy lying on the ground and then I would go, wow. You know, things could be a lot, lot worse.

Velerio

True, but then I would probably remember how my store got all shot to hell and then get mad.

Timoney

I have call the insurance company. It's a nightmare.

Blando

So jaded, the both of you. It's actually sad. You see, life is a precious, precious gift.

Timoney

This coming from a guy who announced to the break room today that if we were out of non-dairy creamer he was going to kill himself.

Timoney

I mean, it has to be her? There are eligible women all over this city. He can find someone else to take out. Why should I have to find another friend?!

Velerio

Anything to take a few notches out of Reg, I am for. I mean, we've got to work with him. Plus --

Timoney

Plus what?

Velerio

He's got a thing for Rivera.

Timoney

So? What's it to you?

Velerio

She don't got a thing for him.

Timoney

Again I ask you, what's it to -- really? Really? Really! Interesting.

Velerio

They call it attraction, Janey, because it's gravitational. It's forces greater than ourselves.

Timoney

Okay, Isaac Newton. You're like a libido in shoes, for God's sake.