Pretty Little Liars · Season 1
(On the phone) Where are you?
What are you talking about, I'm right here.
(Hears sirens) Any firetruck you can here at your house, I can hear at mine-- Oh my God! Are you in his apartment? Are you on the bed...?
(Gets off the bed) No. I'm not... On the bed.
Is he there?
Not exactly.
Is he taking a shower?
He's getting take-out food for dinner! And this call is becoming very 1-900...
To talk to a hot english teacher press 3...
Call ending now.
I'm sorry last night was a bust--
It wasn't a complete bust... Plus, it was kinda fun to kick your ass in Scrabble.
It wasn't a complete ass kicking.
Jenna is gonna be sooooo pissed! --A
Why isn't she wearing any shoes?
So she can look small enough to play an 8 year old...
(To Hanna) You didn't read the entire play? (Looks at Aria)
Hey, don't look at me, I'm just here to make her look taller.
I find evil so... Inspiring.
Uh... Inspiring?
(To Aria about Ezra) Is that the tie you bought him?
Stop.
What gives, Velma? Did you have a nasty dream last night about Shaggy?
I was in the shower with him
Talk about a wet dream.
No, it wasn't a dream... He took a shower at my place.
(Gasp) Did you lose your V-card?
No! Okay, I'm just... confused.
Note to self: Don't drink and dive.
The bolder the move, the less anyone questions it.
I feel like whole parts of my brain have shut down... I used to like Algebra-- or a least I understood it... And now it's a mess.
Well, it can get really abstract.
Yeah, but that's I liked about it. Xs, Ys, Zs-- none of it real. And I could deal with that. Just... Isolate the X factor. And now I feel like I'm the X factor...
You're getting colder... --A
Why an owl?
It's symbolic.
Of.. what?
Of our first night together. We... Heard owls.
Swooping down to carry off their prey?
Do me a favor.
Anything.
If you ever think about running away again... Call me first.
Are you gonna torture me because I gave somebody else a ring? Aria, seriously, it wasn't even a karat!
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