(On the phone) Where are you?
What are you talking about, I'm right here.
(Hears sirens) Any firetruck you can here at your house, I can hear at mine-- Oh my God! Are you in his apartment? Are you on the bed...?
(Gets off the bed) No. I'm not... On the bed.
Is he there?
Not exactly.
Is he taking a shower?
He's getting take-out food for dinner! And this call is becoming very 1-900...
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