Fletch and Urwin in “Unfinished Business”

Suicide? You wouldn't do that, would ya?

Well, I tried it once before.

Did ya? How did you get on?

I failed, didn't I?

Oh, did ya?

It was typical, I was in a supermarket trying to steal a tin of pork luncheon meat, when suddenly it come to me, "is this what my life has come to, trying to steal tins of pork luncheon meat?"

So you tried to commit suicide in a supermarket? How?

Well, I just put my head down and charged the glass doors.

Well, what went wrong?

[Urwin moves his hands apart while making a noise resembling the sound of automatic doors opening, an amused Fletcher hides his face in his palm]: They was electric, I ran straight through and into an off-duty policeman who booked me for nicking the tin of pork luncheon meats.