Fletch and Barrowclough in “Unfinished Business”

[Talking about Wainwright] Do you know what sorts of curtailments we've suffered? Shorter telly hours, no fraternisation in the exercise yard, and he's only removed our ping-pong table to put in your flamin' mess.

Yeah, well, that's only until our billiard table is re-covered.

Oh yeah, yeah, well, yeah.

Well, it was your fault it wanted re-covering.

Our fault?

Well, some prisoner certainly tampered with it.

Can you prove that!?

Well, we can surmise it. When Nosher Garrett went over the wall, he was picked up in Blackpool wearing a green baize suit.