[Fletcher has gathered everyone into his cell to get to the bottom of who stole his tin of pineapple chunks.]
MMcLaren
Kangaroo court, eh? Heard about it.
Oh, McLaren, hello! Make room for McLaren, come on, shift up there, Lukewarm.
MMcLaren
No reason to exclude me, you know, Fletch. We're all in this together. The finger of suspicion points at everyone.
Right.
MMcLaren
I'd just like to mention, of course, if anybody points it at me, I'll clobber them!
Oh yeah. Well, that's nice. Very good of you to be so reasonable.
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