DDoctor
Suffer from any illness?
Bad feet.
DDoctor
[annoyed] Suffer from any illness?
[insistently] Bad feet!
DDoctor
Paid a recent visit to a doctor or hospital?
Only with my bad feet.
DDoctor
Are you now or have you at any time been a practicing homosexual?
What, with these feet? Who'd have me?
DDoctor
[stamps his form] Right, you're A-1.
A-1! 'ang on, 'ang on, I can hardly walk here, doctor! [pretends to limp over to scales]
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