Damon and Poppa in “Unfinished Business”

Hey, Dad.

Boy.

Hey, Pop. I need a favor.

Son, can I at least get a sip of tea before you start asking me for favors?

Hey, yeah. You do your thing, man. Sip it up.

Can you pick the kids up from school today? I have a meeting with an ad agency to direct some spots.

I thought you told Nina that you were gonna stop chasing that directing dream.

I said I was going to. I didn't put a hard clock on it.

Oh. So, you lied to your wife.

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Never. Our entire relationship is built on complete trust. I'm merely protecting her in case I don't get the job, that way, I don't have to see that disappointed look in her eyes.

Oh. your mom had that look. It was her only look. So, what does the foam roller king think about you taking meetings on a work day?

Well, you know, I just tell JJ, I'm on a sales run, I go in and crush my meetings, back to work, no harm, no foul.

Well, there is a foul. You're stealing time from your boss.

Look, dad, I know you guys go way... You good?

Yeah. I'm good. I'm good.

Look, I know you guys go way back, but, I can't stand working for that dude. It's like having a human hemorrhoid for a father-in-law.

This is true, but JJ loaned you money to buy that house next door, and he gave you a job so you can pay him back. That's a contract.

Well, I can pay him back a lot quicker if you bought a couple hundred of these bad boys.

They don't do nothing for me. Look, I paid for your film school, son. That's it. Now I support you emotionally.

Dad, you know that George Clooney once gave 15 of his best friends a million dollars each?

(blows raspberry) That's nothing. I once gave an enemy 5 million dollars.

Really, who?

Your mother. In the divorce.

She told me it was 3.

That's 'cause she didn't want to pay for film school.

She's the worst. That's my mother.