[Ash's Palpitoad loses against Elesa's Emolga]
AAsh
[horrified] You can't be serious! I was going to win every battle with you! [sadly recalls Palpitoad]
[baffled] Ash's strategy was just Palpitoad?
Well, if I have to guess, yes.
Attract, won't you? [Her Emolga complies]
AAsh
Snivy, counter with Attract! [His Snivy also does so...wait a second...]
An Attract Battle?!
Isn't Snivy a girl?!
[Both Snivy and Emolga's Attract cancel each other out as they are both females!]
AAsh
Attract didn't work!
[surprised] You're right! By any chance, does your Snivy happen to be a female?
AAsh
[looking completely embarrassed] Argh, of course! I totally forgot!!
[Cut to Iris, Cilan, Pikachu and Axew with disbelieving expressions and face-fault.]
Iris [eyebrow twitching]: How many times will it take for Ash to learn that Attract doesn't work between girls!?
Good question, although this is Ash after all!
[Pikachu and Axew sitting with their backs against each other, sweatdropping]
Pika-Pikachu... [My trainer is an idiot!]
AAxew
Axew...[Agreed...]
[It gets worse...]
AAsh
So who cares? Electric-type moves aren't very effective on Grass type Pokemon anyway.
Elesa [smiling indulgently]: I think you've forgotten something, Ash.
AAsh
Huh?
Emolga may be an Electric-type, but remember it's a Flying-type as well.
AAsh
That's right! Flying-type moves are super effective against Grass-types...[freaks out immediately] OH MAN, SNIVY'S A GRASS-TYPE POKÉMON!! [Really Ash? How can you screw up this BAD?!]
[recalls Emolga] Emolga, you were brilliant...like the sun. [To Ash and Pikachu] You two are shining bright! So bright that I can hardly look straight at you both, like a million shooting stars. So if that's the case, I'll just have to make sure we shine a million times brighter than you!
[sees Pikachu climbing out of the hole trap her Tynamo put him in] There's that sparkle again!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Pokémon pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.