You're the fucking mayor.
TKTim Keller
Thank you for your vote.
What did Helen think of my books? Tell me.
LLawrence
Helen loved you very much.
Not what I asked, Larry. Spit it out. What did Helen think of the Wycaro books?
LLawrence
Carol, you expressly told us that Helen is off-limits.
Yeah, but you know what? Special dispensation this one time. What did Helen think of my Wycaro books? Larry?
LLawrence
She thought they were… harmless.
"Harmless"?
LLawrence
"Cotton candy" was the phrase she used in her mind. Mostly.
Okay, if you're so accepting, then what about what you're trying to do to me now? Make me just like you, even though you know I do not want that.
You want to change us too, don't you? Didn't you just ask if it's possible? There is something else to consider. We know what it feels like to be you. To be alone. To suffer. We've been you. But you've never been us.
And that fuckin'... lady, lady pirate they sent, hmm? Raban. I'm... I'm sorry, I mean Zosia. "It's Zosia. You didn't catch her name because I knew her name. Zosia. You're a fucking idiot." Whatever. How annoying is that chick. Very, very fucking annoying. All smiley. "Hey. Oh, hi. Hey, Carol. We just— We just want to make you happy. Blah blah blah." She's like, "Oh, oh. We're the whole wide world and we're stoked. It's just life is one big, sunshiny walk in the park when you're one of us. Whoo." No way. Nobody sane is that happy. I call bullshit on that. And why she gotta be so goddamn fuckable?
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