A character in Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain
Voiced by Rob Paulsen
Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain · 33 quotes
Most-quoted character in Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain: in 27 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: Brain (23), Elmyra Duff (2)
Pinky? What are you doing? You're supposed to be with Elmyra!
PinkyIn all my years in the movie business, I have never been treated so shabbily! I tell you, Brain, that show has gone to Elmyra's head! Give someone a little power, and they turn on you like a rogue duck! Zort!
A rogue duck? Pinky, Elmyra has a pretend show. It's all inside her drum-like head.
PinkyHonestly, Brain, if you're going to make excuses for her unprofessional behavior, [stammers] ...I just don't care to listen!
PinkyBrain, do you think we learned an important lesson about relations and being popular and peer pressure?
No, I don't think we did.
PinkyWhew! That's a relief.
Well, party crashers! That does it. Everybody, it's time to go wee-wee-wee all the way home.
PinkyNarf! That sounds unsanitary, Cranky Mouseykin.
Any questions?
PinkyJust one. If Fred Flintstone knew the giant order of ribs was going to tip over his car, why did he order them every week?
[Later]
It was an end title.
PinkyWhat?
Fred Flintstone doesn't order ribs every week. That was only animated once, then music and voice tracks were added. The footage is run at the end of the show in the same spot everytime. It's called an end title.
Any questions?
PinkyJust one. How come Elton John gets older and older but his hair gets younger and younger?
[Later]
It might be a weave.
PinkyWhat?
Elton John's Hair, I think it might be a weave.
Any questions?
PinkyJust one, Brain. How do they get the snow to fall when you shake up those little souvenir globes?
[Later]
Particles of a white material with a slight negative buoyance relative to to the water in which they are suspended.
PinkyHow's that?
Those souvenir globes, thats how they get the snow to fall in them.
Any questions?
PinkyJust one. On Sabrina the Teenage Witch, her pet cat looks so real, how do they make it talk?
[Later]
It's a puppet.
PinkyWhat?
The cat on Sabrina the Teenage Witch; it's a puppet. That's how they make it talk.
Any questions?
PinkyJust one, do you have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath?
[Later]
You don't have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath.
PinkyHow's that?
A turkish bath is nothing more than a personal hygiene method using steam. Steam is released into a small room inducing perspiration that cleans the pores, it has nothing to do with hats.
Any questions?
PinkyYes, do you know the way to San Jose?
[Later]
Make a right at Oxnard.
PinkyCome again?
It's the way to San Jose. You get to Oxnard and make a right.
Ah, our first caller! Hello, you're on Brain's World.
PinkyHi. This is famous TV star, eh... Byron Allen! I watch you all the time.
You have any questions?
PinkyJust one. Who's Byron Allen?
[Later]
He was on Real People.
PinkyHuh?
Byron Allen. He was the co-host of Real People, a pioneering infotainment show of the early 80s.
PinkyOhhh, that explains it then.
PinkyEgad! That cat hates us meeces to pieces! Doesn't he, Mr. Pixie?
Stop calling me Mr. Pixie! This isn't funny, it's sick!
And do you know why [everyone in Fairyland has problems]?
PinkyUm... is it because you're telling this story and you have a very pessimistic view of life?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
