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S1 E15

Perfect Strangers · Season 1, Episode 15

Sam Gorphley, Balki and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Unknown to Sam, Balki has been hypnotised and thinks he is Elvis Presley]

SGSam Gorphley

If you don't start acting like yourself by the time I count to three, you are out of a job! One...

For the money!

SSam

Two...

For the show!

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