Penn and Teller in “P.E.T.A.”

You might be wondering what our... friend is doing here. Well, he's one of the many creators of... bullshit! And he has the best of interest in this show because we're taking a look at the animal rights movement in general, and more specifically, a group called PETA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. These are folks who don't want animals killed, hurt, exploited or... embarrassed. Okay, we're gonna try it their way. We aren't gonna tease or abuse the bull. He doesn't have a cute name like... Elsie or... Moo-Moo or... Heifer Lips. His name is Dave. Nothing funny about that. We wouldn't do anything to this animal that we wouldn't do to each other. Except... call him Dave. Here you go...

[off-camera] Mother-FUCKER! Oh...!

Hey cool, Dave! He can talk!