“I owe Jez. He took a bullet for...” – Super Hans, Peep Show ... TV Quotes Database

I owe Jez. He took a bullet for me. You, you're a pure chrome dildo. Solid.

OK, everything's out. What now?

We could tie him to a hot air balloon. Then he would drift away out of the window.

Um...

You like that? The hot air balloon? Or punch him, Hans?

What you looking at me for? You punch him. Maybe you could sit on him, intimidate him, yeah? Fart on his face.

Psychological warfare. Yeah, grind him down. Attack his beliefs.

Yeah. That, plus we fart.

What is this, farty Guantanamo?

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