Robert and Mark in “Unfinished Business”

Yeah, I just spoke to Dave Franks. Apparently you and another bloke tried to swindle him? And then one of you did a shit in a display toilet.

Mark

That wasn't us, there was also a five-year-old boy.

Well, he didn't mention a boy.

Mark

There honestly was one. The shit will be child-sized, if you ask him.

I'm not asking him that.

Mark

Okay...Am I fired?

Yes.