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S1 E15

Peep Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Mark and Jez in “Unfinished Business”

Mark

Where's the turkey, Jeremy?

JJez

What?

Mark

The turkey, where's the turkey?

JJez

I thought you were getting the turkey.

Mark

You what...? No turkey?! YOU FUCKING IDIOT, JEREMY! YOU TOTAL FUCKING IDIOT! THAT WAS YOUR JOB, YOU FUCKING MORON! YOU CRETIN! YOU'RE A FUCKHEAD! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! A FUCKING SHITHEAD!

JJez

[calmly] It was a joke, Mark. I was joking. It was a Christmas joke.

Mark

[quiet] O-Oh I see... oh.

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