Mark and Jez in “Unfinished Business”

Mark

Hold on. I didn't think we had any milk.

Er... no, we do.

Mark

No, we definitely don't, cos I couldn't have any Sultana Bran this morning. There's no milk in the fridge, except... oh!

Mark, relax.

Mark

This is Sophie's milk, isn't it?

Think of it as lady milk, from the human cow.

Mark

Jeremy, this... it's... it's one step away from cannibalism!

Oh, right, so it's weird to drink milk from someone you know, but to drink milk from another species, some cow you've never met, that's fine, is it?

Mark

Yes! Yes, it bloody well is!

Well, suit yourself. Mmm, luxury milk!