Gerard and Mark in “Unfinished Business”

Dobby's got a boyfriend.

Mark

Oh, God. Really?

His name's Simon and he's younger, slimmer, better-looking and more fashionable than us.

Mark

(Us? I'm several social ranks your senior, that's the whole basis of our relationship, Gerard.) So, what's he like?

Graphic designer.

Mark

Oh, please! "Hello, can I redesign your logo? Yes, that'll be a £100,000 for a squiggle." (Wish I was a graphic designer.)

And he drives an Audi.

Mark

But of course, Vorsprung Dick Technik! (Wish I had an Audi.)