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Peep Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Mark and Jez in “Unfinished Business”

Oh God, I can't believe I'm having a party!

I am so proud of you. There was everyone thinking you were just this fusty, sweater-wearing, spirit-crushing no-fly-zone with ten foot carrot up his ass.

Yeah, obviously it is only a tactical party. I'm only having a party to eventually get sex.

This is only reason anyone in recorded history has had a party Mark!

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