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Peep Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Jez and Mark in “Unfinished Business”

JJez

I'm freezing. Could you throw me a rope?

Mark

I haven’t got a rope.

JJez

What do you mean, you haven’t got a rope?

Mark

I don't own a rope! I don't own a boat, or any cattle, or any of the things that ropes are useful for. What the hell would you do with a rope, anyway?

JJez

Climb up it!

Mark

Oh, sure. Climb up it, using your strength.

JJez

Well, you could pull me up.

Mark

Yeah, I could haul you up using my muscles.

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