Ah, the results are in! What does the swingometer say?!
SDSpeed Dating Hostess
Well, I'm afraid you've got no matches for dating...
What?!! None?! But number 23 said she was definitely going to tick! That's a verbal contract!
SDSpeed Dating Hostess
Well, maybe you could take her to court
Yeah, speed dating! I'd be better off speed skating! (Doesn't really work. But she gets the point. I'm just another reject slowly slipping out of the gene pool to get hoovered up by the sex industry.) Ohhh, Saz, she implied she might be ticking. Maybe she did tick! Maybe the data wasn't collated correctly! Maybe she's my hanging chad
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