Let me piss in that prayer bucket.
Prayer bucket?... [looking round] There's no such thing as... that's just a bucket.
Okay, I'm gonna creep up to the bucket...
No no no, you can't move!
What am I gonna do then? I can't hold on!
If you really can't hold it in, then you'll just have to... piss yourself.
...you're telling me to piss myself?
Yes, if you've got to go, piss yourself.
Is this what it's come to?
Yes, and do it quietly!
Great! And what shall I do after I piss myself? Fuck myself? Eat myself? You're such a... [he has begun to urinate]
You're doing it already.
Yes, I'm doing it already! I'm so pathetic, that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself I started the procedure. This is what you've done, you've ground down my sense of self-worth over the years; I hope you're proud!
When are you going to stop?
Not for a bit.
Stop, Jeremy. S-Stop it, it's- it's going down the cracks.
I can't stop!
Stop!
Oh, piss yourself, stop pissing yourself, it's not that simple! The flood gates are open!
I'm ordering you to stop!
You're being a real dick about this, aren't you!
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