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S1 E15

Peep Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Jez and Mark in “Unfinished Business”

Did you slink off to bed before we did the melon-off?

I believe I did, and what exactly is....

Two guys get hard-ons, they put melons on their dicks, the first melon to fall off loses.

Right, and who won - Gore Vidal or Dr Jonathan Miller?

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