Please, no. Please tell me no.
What?
That. The smutty smile. Jeremy, please tell me that nothing's going on there.
Nothing is going on there.
Let's just say nothing's going on there.
Yeah. [Pause] Actually I did want to tell someone, I mean it was so cool, she had all this jam -
Oh my God, you didn't?! You fucked her! Jeremy, you need chemical castration, you're out of control! That's Sophie's mother!
She's hot.
She's not out of Hollyoaks, Jeremy, she probably had a ration book! Oh you're a piece of work aren't you? I'm down the pub putting the hours in with the dad, and you're back at the house banging the mum! That is not a good impression!
I dunno, I think I made a pretty good impression.
Jeremy, please, don't smile like that. You're not James Bond, you're disgusting.
(I am James Bond.)
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