Alright mate?
Will you lend us your phone mate?
[startled]...What?
Lend us your fuckin' phone!
Why?
Well I need to make a call.
....Dont you have your own phone?
Come on, lend us your phone.
Right... it's just... 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be'!
Do you think we're some pair of shit-houses?
No! God, no! It's just a... It's a BlackBerry and....
Give us your phone! Give us your wallet!
Come on! Before we fuckin' do you!
(Do me? Are they going to rape me? Or kill me? If they rape AND kill me, I hope they kill me first....I sort-of win...) [Hands over the phone]
Is that it? You got nothin' else?
[meekly] ...Yes
What else?
There's my travel card? (That's right, Mark, help the muggers...what do you want, approval?)
[They laugh at Mark's photo] Alright, now piss off!
[inwardly indignant] Oh this really takes the biscuit.
FASTER...
I thought it was at least the muggers who had to run off. The victim flees -
FASTER!!
[running] Oh this really leaves a sour taste.
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