EEve
"Is Charity having premonitions again?"
"No, it's worse. She broke up with me."
All S1
PPilar
"...And you, Martin, you better start honoring your commitment to me and to our family and to our children, or I swear, I will chop off what you can't seem to control!"
MMartin
"I've never heard you talk this way."
PPilar
"Because I'm not the little - desperate housewife that you abandoned any more. I've learned to stand up for myself. I'm not going to settle with you in my bed while your heart lays with Katherine. Get over her! Get over her once and for all. And never take her side over mine again.
- 2005
Seeing you like that, Pilar, reminds me of an old TV show. "The Jeffersons." You're moving on up!"
Theresa is just like that little pink bunny, she keeps lying and lying and lying."
"Now, I've heard enough of you ladies yelling at each other."
"Theresa's no lady, she's a tramp."
"This is all Theresa's fault!"
"Why? What did she do? Hide your Viagra?"
You know what they say about denial: it's not just a river in Egypt.
"You were always so good in the kitchen. I wish I'd taken Home Ec in school."
GGrace
"You were probably too busy cramming for "How to Be a Bitch 101:.
"You know, Grace, you're usually so passive I'd forgotten that you had any wit."
GGrace
"I wouldn't worry about it, because I hear that memory loss is quite common in menopausal women."
So Charity's like Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker combined?
"So, you told Julian that I'm a witch."
"Timmy didn't mean to say anything bad."
"Yes, I tried, Timmy, but I failed! I failed! It's results that count. Oh. I never thought I'd see the day where I have to leave Harmony with my tail between my legs."
"You have a tail?"
BBeth
"Okay, okay, okay... I'm calm. And I am calmly asking you. How are we supposed to get Sheridan off the grounds without being seen?"
CCharlie
"Very carefully."
BBeth
"Of course. Very carefully. Why didn't I think of that? Very carefully!"
[Julian attempts to seduce Ivy]
"I have wondered... how you could go so long without a man."
"With a man like you? It's easy."
"I'm in no mood to play "Let's Provoke Julian" today.
"Pity. It's my favorite game!"
What's up, Julian? It wouldn't have anything to do with, let's see, a mysterious bird statue?
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