Oh my God! I think it's the remains of Grace's tomato soup cake!
All S1
"You know, there is an old Chinese proverb that says, 'Man who talks with fake Chinese accent, man with something to hide.'"
"There's another Chinese proverb that says 'Wife like you can go to HELL'."
"Theresa looked delectable today!"
EEthan
Really? I didn't notice."
"You should check into that new laser eye surgery."
"Beth is our half-sister."
"Come again?"
"Beth is Alistair's daughter."
"You mean Alistair and Edna Wallace...?"
EEve
"Oh, my God."
"That smelly old crone?"
"Happened a long time ago. You know, evidently, Edna was quite a dish in the day."
"Well, she's past her expiration date now."
- June 2005
I'm paying you to represent the woman I love, not my wife.
"Why do you have to be such a smart-ass?"
"When I'm around you, someone has to be smart.
What do I have to do to get you to admit what's going on here, Ethan? Walk in on you and Theresa in bed making love? What's she going to tell me then, huh? That she was just fluffing your pillows and just happened to slip underneath you?
Theresa, a marriage - I mean, a real marriage, between a man and a woman, isn't about one person's needs. It's about doing selfless sacrifices for one another, no matter how hard it is.
Lucy Ricardo caused less havoc when she was smuggling cheese back from Europe!
What on Earth has you guzzling Martimmies at this time of day - and out of a shaker no less?
Blast that interfering next door neighbor of mine, Grace Bennett!
I've had enough of the Don King routine, Timmy. Do something with your hair.
Oh the mortals these days! Using their Internet, email, cell phones, and text messaging, whatever the hell that is...
"Aren't you freezing out here without your coat on?"
"I was just gonna go out and chop some fire wood... It's one of two things you can do in this kinda weather to keep warm."
"What's the other?"
"Oh... it's a guy joke."
[Miguel is exasperated by the fact that Charity keeps seeing her "doomed" future in her tea leaves]
"Why don't you switch to tea bags from now on?"
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