Julian Crane quotes from Passions

Julian

"You are no son of mine!"

"Well, given this family's history, I wouldn't be surprised if you're right."

Ivy

"You know, there is an old Chinese proverb that says, 'Man who talks with fake Chinese accent, man with something to hide.'"

Julian

"There's another Chinese proverb that says 'Wife like you can go to HELL'."

Julian

"Theresa looked delectable today!"

Really? I didn't notice."

Julian

"You should check into that new laser eye surgery."

Sheridan

"Beth is our half-sister."

Julian

"Come again?"

Luis

"Beth is Alistair's daughter."

Julian

"You mean Alistair and Edna Wallace...?"

"Oh, my God."

Julian

"That smelly old crone?"

Sam

"Happened a long time ago. You know, evidently, Edna was quite a dish in the day."

Julian

"Well, she's past her expiration date now."

Julian

"This is all Theresa's fault!"

"Why? What did she do? Hide your Viagra?"

Julian

"I have wondered... how you could go so long without a man."

Ivy

"With a man like you? It's easy."

Julian

"I'm in no mood to play "Let's Provoke Julian" today.

Ivy

"Pity. It's my favorite game!"