So what, it's one strike and I'm out with you?
I guess so, yeah! See, that's what happens when you cheat, and when you lie to me!
S1 E7Much Ado
[to Charlie] I dare you to ever give me another lecture about personal responsibility, EVER!
[to Bailey] If you're thinking about making this up to me, forget it--you can't. This kind of eclipse won't happen again until 2020--I'll be 37!
It's ok...I just bug you, right? I mean, I'm kind of just a big pain.
No you're not, I'm just...I'm just trying to figure out how to work things, Claud. I mean, Kate's the first girlfriend I've ever had, first real girlfriend. And I'm not forgetting about you. I'm not. I promise. Whenever you need me, you come first.
S1 E8Kiss Me Kate
What are you doing?
I want to help.
You'll hurt your hands.
But Charlie, you asked me!
What was I thinking about? A big star like you?
Besides, an artist needs her sleep.
It's OK. I don't care.
Go to bed, Claud.
You owe it to your public.
I really need your help. What do you say?
Sorry. Too risky.
[to Julia and Bailey] You know, you just can't buy love like that.
I mean, writing things down, it just comes so naturally to you. You're a real good writer, Jul. And I know I'm not the best advice-giver or anything, but...I think whatever you do, you shouldn't stop writing. Whatever you do, you should write about it.
You didn't take the dog out.
What makes you think I didn't?
A big poop on the floor, that's what!
Thurber needs his walk which was your turn to give.
And who's says I didn't?
A poop in the middle of the living room, that's who!
S1 E10Thanksgiving
[about whether or not to meet Walter] I think it would be good for us.
Oh, that's a load of crap! He can shove his apology, it doesn't do me any good!
Bailey, why are you being so mean?
WWalter
[to Charlie] Let me do one good thing in this whole situation and tell you the truth. You're the hero in this story, Son.
[to Walter] I'm Claudia Salinger. I'm their youngest daughter. I just wanted to see what you look like.
[about Walter] You all got to see him. I never saw him. And I just... I had to see what he looked like.
Well, how'd he look?
Normal, I guess. He looked kinda nice, like anyone. Like someone you would know.
Well, how'd you think he would look, Claud?
Ugly. Scary. Kind of mean. He was NICE to people, though. And before he knew who I was, he called me sweetheart.
Just stay out of my stuff, got it? God, I am never going to forgive you for this.
That seems fair.
Hey, a person's tent is her castle, you know!
Yeah, well, you're being invaded. What have you got in here?
This is so humiliating!
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